The Macron Show

Karen Bitchman

Karen Bitchman
You guys may be wondering what the happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to restore things. By which time we’d given up trying to live stream smoothly on YouTube and everyone moved into the Discord for calls. That’s why this show is not on YouTube, and is nearly 6 hours long, and the audio is a complete mess as it is a mixture of Ron’s and Ronny’s salvaged audio from the night. Basically it’s just like the old days of The Macron Show. Stupidly long show with lots of technical problems but also lots of crazy prank calls anyway. Enjoy it because we’ve already fixed everything and normal service will be resumed going forwards. Oh and also everything was Ray’s fault. Now please enjoy thisshow and don’t go anywhere! Oh also if the audio editing is messed up please let me know so I can fix it. Cheers… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Like Peacocks

I Like Peacocks
These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life big celebrity, one man REALLY likes the service from Peacock, an Indian family manage to get free security services for 18 months thanks to the previous home owners and yet another couple doesn’t want us showing up at their house late at night with their missing delivery. We also showed up in some more Zoom meetings and female Ron was even allowed to read. Also apparently Jeff has a new boyfriend… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Lowe Down And Dirty

Lowe Down And Dirty
Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry just because we broke their baby’s stroller and one man doesn’t want our fake Chinese shoes. Plus we very briefly showed up in some more Zoom meetings without an invitation, and a bunch more crazy things too… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman
This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for random companies, this made Ron very angry and only made things better though. This week we deal with a very angry rich man who does not like dealing with foreigners, a lady who was furious about being charged for installation of a faulty washer, our old friend Buck makes his second complaint in as many weeks and ends up getting the same supervisor, we stand up for sweet gentle Pottery Barn once again multiple times and the show ends in another fake tragedy as one angry woman pushes Ronny over the edge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Wild Goosing

Wild Goosing
This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man with a tragically broken washer, a very irate man who accidentally gave all his money to his mortgage company, a lady with a bad credit rating, a man who spent too much on his mattress, Scoby gets into another argument about sportsball and our old friends at Comcast really mess things up again. Oh and we also made appearances in some more Zoom meetings without being invited. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job
Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS customer, one man has been pre-ordering video games like a total dweeb, Ron would never do that, one man can’t handle the truth about his delinquent daughter, one man didn’t get enough man meat, one man can’t seem to get any help simply because his voice is too c*nty, one crazy lady tries to move her whole family into a storage unit, one poor innocent woman has to suffer to sheer of having to delay her new pool installation so she can have high speed internet and Ron roasts a soap opera megastar to death. And lots more. Special thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday gifts! If you want to send anything too everything you need is at https://macronshow.com/donate Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles
Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too and tested out the new improvements to Ray’s special advanced goosing system. You’re just going to have to watch / listen to the whole show to find out exactly what went down but trust me this show should not be missed! Oh and god knows where the show name came from… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Raven

The Raven
It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who was sick of all the foreign people calling up, a man who had terrible problems with his insurance service, a home security customer who let us connect to his cameras so we could check him out, Hector from Breaking Bad is complaining about donuts, one man has devoted all of his free time to getting his coffee machine fixed, Ron manages to make a spiritual healer get mad with her phone company, Ron then actually helps out a lady who got scammed by Paypal scammers and we are forced to ban one lady from Instagram for not being good looking enough. We also stopped by a bunch more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not made to feel very welcome. What an awesome show! Now Carpel and Ron are off to Scotland! Stay tuned! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Green Volcano Espresso

Green Volcano Espresso
Well here we go again with a show name that just wrote itself for me. Thank you for that guys. This week get ready to meet some crazy complainers in the form of a very flamboyant man who had serious problems with his exercise bike, a lady who was kicked out of first class because her name was too ghetto, tragedy strikes at the corporate office as one woman’s case manager is tragically killed after crashing his blimp into a school (yes you read that right), one lady is outraged after Kathy eats her dinner, we try to fix a coffee machine using vinegar and baking soda with disastrous results, we deal with a total winer who did not like being double goosed and Ron and Scoby deal with some famous sportsball guy and his missing energy drinks, and lots more too. Oh and we also showed up in a few more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not welcomed. l Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Turkey Vindaloo

Turkey Vindaloo
Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone! Help us celebrate in the only way we know how by handling complainers and disrupting Zoom meetings. This week prepare yourselves to meet a lady who’s deadbeat husband did not qualify to get the new iPhone 14, Tyrone got to order some pink sportswear, one lady simply did not wish to wait for spinster special wine delivery, one guy did not want his Olive Garden gift certificate, one lady gets incredibly freaked out by our Mercedes commercial, Comcast gets blamed for causing a hurricane, we finally find out what it is we do here at Brooks and one special guy has a very serious complaint to make about his fancy face cream, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee