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I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots

I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots
There’s another vicious rumour going around that today isn’t Monday. Well if that’s the case then how come there’s a new episode of Mondays With Macron? Well!? Okay then. On this week’s show I think we broke the world record for most bad numbers called. Seriously for the first like 45 minutes nobody at all answers, you could skip it except you’d miss all the awesome banter. After that we had to deal with a very angry Italian American pizza delivery driver who didn’t like Italian American Ron, a freeloader who didn’t want to pay his rent on time, a very confused customer who didn’t want to pay their early termination fee, a cheap who bought wicker furniture and then let his kid ruin it, a lady who was furious about her late sofa delivery, a lady who needed a man about the house to help her use YouTubeTV, a lady who accidentally ordered children’s sneakers instead of boots, Ron ROASTS a Karen for complaining about her cruise ship and one man is upset that his credit rating isn’t good enough to order Subway sandwiches. We also ruined a whole bunch of very silly Zoom meetings too, and a whole heap more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Lana Backwards

Lana Backwards
Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who was very angry about his new phone plan, a very confused banking customer, a lady who did not want to pay for her own luggage’s room service bill, Ron roasts a Fox News presenter to death and gets threatened with being shot by a super grumpy Tesla Solar customer and lots more too. We also disrupted a few conferences and let Scoby loose in the manhole again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know
I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our soundboard antics, a lady who wanted us to bend the laws of physics just to install her new speakers, a man who made the terrible life choice to have a baby and can no longer go snowboarding, Ron gets terrible diarrhea whilst trying to refund an airline customer, one man bought car parts on Amazon and lived to regret it, one man tried to buy Cinnabon with his EBT card and we were yet again forced to cut off someone’s Internet for mouthing off too much, and lots more too. We also disrupted lots of Zoom meetings where Ray was mostly the star of the show! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mr. Bidet

Mr. Bidet
Here we go again with another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week we are pleased to announce that by very popular demand the Macron Show hold music is now available as a ringtone in the iTunes store. Go check it out now and be sure to leave a good review! We also played a brand new Macron Show rap song at the start of the show so don’t miss that either! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a crazy man who tried to steal a car from Hertz, a lady who was too lazy to bury her own Internet cable and had to have her service disconnected, a very angry Ebay seller who did not like being talked back to, a man who got turned down for his Uber license due to being too smelly, a UPS customer trying to smuggle in drugs from Nigeria and a lady who kept exceeding the weight limit on her sneakers and breaking them, and lots more too! Of course we also managed to disrupt a few Zoom conferences too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Maureen Gets Creamed

Maureen Gets Creamed
This show is dedicated to Maureen Cream, just listen to it if you want to understand! This week we’re celebrating Ron’s 20th year as a Walmart employee, watch on YouTube to check out the swanky new uniform! On this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron Ron deals with a man who doesn’t understand how delivery companies work, we meet a turbo Karen who complained about the people at Walmart, we meet a lady who didn’t want her luggage to say the word on it for some reason, we help Maureen to get creamed and confused, we are forced to ask one man to stop coming to Taco Bueno, we meet a lady who did not like her $4 pizza, Tyrone gets a new coffee table and one man has terrible problems with his phone reception. We also attempted to prank one of the writers from Howard Stern (thanks for being a good sport!) and we disrupted a few more Zoom meetings, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Skyway To

Skyway To
Here we go again, another show that started kinda slow and then just got way out of control. I had to think of this show name myself as there were way too many silly ideas coming from you guys. This week we confuse the out of an airline customer who just wants to know which terminal he should go to, Ron agues with a particularly over-entitled Amex customer, one couple leave their fresh food out in the sun for an hour and then wonder why it now has ants on it, we meet a super famous newsreader who is not happy about having her Chipotle account hacked, we deal with a super entitled mother and daughter team who get all abusive about their security system, we attempt to help a couple who got their suitcase destroyed and for some reason want a new one, Scoby gets into a deadly police chase after refusing to deliver one man’s missing luggage and we trick an unsuspecting bed buyer into setting up a special Zoom meeting for us. Oh and we cause chaos in the over-eaters conference again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Mile High Blumpkin

Mile High Blumpkin
Well this was bound to happen when you let Scoby name a show. You guys might want to watch this one on YouTube as around the 30 minute mark we had a very special Zoom meeting with an old friend of the show that you do not want to miss. As well as catching up with Mike we also dealt with a very angry airline customer who missed their connecting flight, a lady who cried because Carpel does not care about her kids, a man with an exceptionally low credit score, a man who made up stories about some kind of fantastical electric motor that clearly does not exist, an airline customer who did not want to wait another week to get home and one very special couple who simply could not figure out which way around they wanted their couch to go, despite all our best efforts. And a whole lot more too, including some more random Zoom encounters. To catch part 2 of our special Zoom prank be sure to subscribe on BuyMeACoffee to see what happens next! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Belligerent Denial

Belligerent Denial
Brace yourselves you people. Ron is back in action and better than ever! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man who cannot understand why Taco Bell doesn’t have a space for him to change his soiled baby, an old man who isn’t happy with his sunglasses, a lady who is not keen to replace her seat belt with a belt from the grocery store, another overweight exercise bike complainer, a man who wanted Lowes to show him how to fit his own doors and service his wife, a lady who doesn’t believe that Santana already died, Scoby gets into a heated sportsball debate, we meet a lady who has bed bugs and toilet cams in her AirBNB and Ron hits on a Lady Gaga fan with terrible results, and a lot more horrible complainers too. We also disrupt a whole bunch of stupid Zoom meetings too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Panty Crickets

Panty Crickets
Welcome to another Mondays With Macron live on a Monday. Today was Monday, anyone that says otherwise is just spreading fake news. Just accept that it’s Monday okay and we’ll all be a lot happier. Call it Monday 2.0 if you wish, but this is still Mondays With Macron! Thanks to Dale for this show name by the way, love it. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who is frustrated about her missing travel points, a lady who got confused about changing her flight, a very angry racist lady who really wanted a new fridge, we meet the female version of Jeff who lives in a trailer and likes to sing, a foul mouthed preacher with a broken TV, a man who feels he should be compensated for using the self checkouts at Walmart, a lady who broke her own router, a man who ruined his own credit rating trying to get some free air miles and a grown man who nearly cried because his package from UPS was a few hours late, and lots more too. Oh and the Zoom pirates were back in action too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Deodorant For The Brain

Deodorant For The Brain
Welcome everyone. First of all a big happy birthday to Dr Charles who turns super old this week! This show featured a lot of very angry people so you might wanna ask the kids to leave the room when you’re listening. This week we meet a very angry airline customer, a man who couldn’t get his packages delivered to the correct state, a very angry man who doesn’t know how to turn on a router, we meet a lady who doesn’t know how to follow instructions when renting a car, Ron and Carpel get yelled at by the owners of an annoying crotch goblin, one guy thinks he can re-train the staff at UPS, Ron keeps hanging up on a sporting goods customer, one very annoyed couple do not want to wait 6-8 weeks for their internet (again), one person does not like the lack of service from OnStar and we cause mayhem in some more Zoom meetings, and a lot more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee