The Macron Show

Conehead

Welcome to another one of those weird and wacky kinda Mondays With Macron. This week one lady had the audacity to take up most of the first hour of the show with her Telecourt troubles just because her head was too weird to accommodate our sunglasses. We also had to deal with an angry lady and her missing package, a man who couldn't understand why he couldn't return his car when we were closed, a man who tried to put porn stars in his rental car, a lady who stole a bunch of towels on her cruise, a lady who really wanted her 10% off and a very confused man who accidentally ordered two phonelines at once. Plus this week we decided to invite ourselves into a few more video conferences for your delight, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The Runaround

We certainly got the runaround from these complainers this week. Despite their reluctance we still managed to get some Karens and Man Karens all upset. This week we deal with a lady who’s all upset about her missing package, a lady who ordered too much food on the Internet and caused herself some major grief, one man really wants his new glasses but doesn’t want to let Chumley stay over at his house, one man makes a slightly racist remark on social media and ends up having to repeat his entire story for an entire hour, one man is so dull we have to bring out the Super Mario, one man really doesn’t get how things work at Ron’s airline, one guy turns out to be a complete pervert and one man really doesn’t understand how finance works. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows!

Profoundly Insulting

Welcome to a profoundly excellent episode of Mondays With Macron! This week we get straight into it with a whole host of brand new Karens and complainers including some weird kid moaning about a video game store, a lady who's upset that her delivery smells of weed, a man who is terrified of Scoby delivering his package for some reason, a man who sure does not like standing up for too long, a lady who is very upset about her car rental, a lady with some very unpleasant political views who wants to Karen out about her car, a hysterical man who had literally the worst day ever because of his airline and a man who went and lost his twins at the airport. Plus we setup a couple of golden telecourt calls for our next supporter's show so do not miss that one! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Hazel's National Airport

Welcome to Hazel's special birthday show, live from a top secret location in London. Yes London not wherever the people in chat though we were. I can't believe that we got through this with minimal technical issues somehow. I forgot to update the end credits this week because I was travelling but everything else seemed to more or less work. One or two prisoners tried to escape though. This week Ron deals with a lady and her package delivery woes, a lady who had a broken car but did not think she should have to pay for it, a stripper who didn't like her meat, a weird man who didn't want to pay his customer service charges, a banchode with missing golf clubs, a lady who tried to rent a car from a national airport and we had to cancel a cancellation. Plus lots more banter than usual since doing these shows in hotel suites is harder than being in the studio. Normal service resumes as of tomorrow and we have a great week ahead. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Computer Outage Panic

So last week there was a giant computer outage which meant a ton of flights got cancelled and there was a whole bunch of chaos. Enter sweet gentle Ron to put everything right. This week watch in awe as we do battle with the world's toughest Karen's and Man Karen's including a lady who was too busy to talk so we put her on the no fly list, a very loud lady who wants to know what we're going to do about Ronathon, a man who got very frustrated about his flight being cancelled, a lady who's centre of gravity was all wrong causing her to demolish her own furniture, a very boring man who got delayed and didn't want to pray with Ron about it, a very sarcastic man who got roasted to death by Ron in front of his wife, a man who actually waited on hold for 6 hours to speak to an airline and a lady who accused her sweet gentle airline of lying on her! And a lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The Missing Cookie Hostage Situation

Welcome to yet another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week sweet gentle Ron must do battle with a whole host of Karens and Man Karens including a very frustrated man with a missing bag, a hostage situation over some missing cookies, a lady annoyed about her missing cream cheese, Jesus himself, a very angry lady who wanted to cancel her Internet, a boring man with who ordered the wrong couch, a man who got very upset after he made a terrible terrible complaint about Ronny, a lady who had too many diseases to go on a cruise, a man who really didn't want to pay to replace his missing car charger and a total Dick with Internet problems. And a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Down Town Temu

Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron! This week we got hit by some good old fashioned technical problems as the whole country apparently lost Internet. Don't worry though we fixed it with editing so the show is good as new now. This week Ron has to do battle with a lady who's car exploded, we deal with a lady who wants to cancel her account but for some reason doesn't want to pay for the cancellation tier, one man can't take no for an answer when asking to transfer his credit, one lady is very upset that her Temu cargo pants went missing and does not appreciate Ron taking his lunch break during a call, one lady is upset that we have to swap out her brand new car, one lady has a serious beef with the people who sold her house, one man accidentally donated all his casino winnings to Joe Biden again and we meet the highest pitched Karen of the year so far. We also made ourselves welcome in some new video conferences, which was nice. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Fast And Furious

Happy Canada Day you guys! Well this show certainly lives up to it's name. Get ready for a few twists and turns this week folks. Firstly Mike Lindell stopped buy to give us his opinions on voting machines and presidents before we were rudely interrupted by an awful awful Zoom bomber. We then had to deal with the craziest collection of complainers for a long while including a man who dismantled his door lock (not that man) a man who's paint melted right off his car, some idiot who actually bought a cyber truck, we deal with a man who really doesn't like robots, a homophobic nerd who couldn't get into his video game account, one man resorts to screaming at Ron to stop his service being cancelled, Ron has to play some video games when one man gets way too boring, one lady gets the wrong pizza and is too much of a Karen to get any help, one man is confused about what the check in staff actually do and one man is terribly confused about what to do with his broken vacuum cleaner. And a whole lot more too. This show was a lot of fun! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The No Fry List

Welcome to another wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. Please think of sweet gentle Ron trying to cope with this very British heatwave. This week we had some really crazy complaining Karens including a man who showed up way too late to pick up his car, one lady calls Ron some horrible names, one lady really loses it when Ron tries to defend the world's best fast food place, one lady gets a lecture about why the wait times are so long, one man gets in a lot of silly trouble for taking creep shots in the airport, we meet the man with the most American name ever, one man doesn't understand why he actually has to show up to pick up a car, we meet a new friend called Cheesecake Carlos, one lady gets very angry about Scoby sexually harassing her and one man can't use the online chat service because his accent is too strong. And there were lots more laughs too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Lickedin

Here we go again, Ron is back to doing battle with some serious Karens this week, we clutch at straws to get the sugar water guy back (stay tuned to YouTube for that) we also have to charge another man for calling him about his sportswear, we meet a cool guy in a band who is way too chilled out to fight us, one lady is very upset about her pilot refusing to fly in the dark, Chumley gets a free bed, one man is real upset about his packages not being left in the right place, one man really doesn't like us playing video games whilst trying to fix his broken fridge and one person attempts to make a compliment about their cruise but it goes horribly wrong. And lots lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!