The Macron Show

Cats In Clothes And Other Dirty Complainers On 420 – 04/20/18

Cats In Clothes And Other Dirty Complainers On 420 – 04/20/18
Happy 420 Macron fans! This show features Macron and Chumley taking on a barrage of enraged complainers, and boy were some of them enraged! This time we had a lady trying to put clothes on her cats before sending them back to North Korea, a furious couple who refused to clean their own hotel room, a drug addled maniac who robbed a garage for a points card, some cigarettes and a pickle and yet another darn Canadian who just refused to get angry at all, plus many many other great calls. We also caused chaos on a conference call with some surprising results and generally had a great deal of fun as usual. Thank you to everyone that donated, listened live or is listening on the site or the podcast. We appreciate and love each and every one of you and we’ll be back yet again sooner than you think.

AC Chicken And Plenty Of Fish – 04/15/18

AC Chicken And Plenty Of Fish – 04/15/18
This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess handling the serious business of all the world’s complaints. Great pickup rate in this show, suddenly everyone seemed to want to talk to us. We had hotel rooms with fried chicken in the air conditioning, a Plenty Of Fish dating site scammer from Guam, a mother and daughter team caught red handed trying to change the price tags on items in a hobby store and some seriously angry car owners. Lot’s of successful classic hold tricks and some excellent supervising going on from everyone, this show was a blast. As always thank you to the kind people who donated to the cause to keep things going, everyone that listened live and joined in the fun and all of you listening on the podcast, we love you all and we’ll be back once again later in the week. Have an awesome week everyone!

Chumley’s Birthday Blowout – 04/12/18

Chumley’s Birthday Blowout – 04/12/18
Happy Birthday Chumley! This show features Chumley (obviously!) as well as Macron, InkedGoddess and a little dash of Dr. Charles as we celebrate the one and only Chumley’s birthday in style. We called a whole bunch of crazy complainers with some great results, from people wanting free money for their bad fried chicken to some woman spending $6000 on air conditioning and many many more. We also hijacked some more conferences who, despite our best efforts, still don’t seem to want to let us join in. We also had a great deal of fun together as always, for some reason everyone now seems to enjoy pretending my fancy new audio setup isn’t working properly just to mess with me. This is gonna end up in a boy who cried wolf scenario where when it really happens I won’t believe you, so I’d appreciate if you could knock it off guys. Just want to give lots of love and thanks to my good friend Chumley for all he does for the show, all the kind people who donated to us, listened live or are listening on the podcast. Please keep sharing the links on all your social media and look out for yet another show later this week!

The Macron Files Episode 1 – 04/11/18

The Macron Files Episode 1 – 04/11/18
Welcome to a new type of show for us! The Macron Files Episode 1. This is a chat only show where Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess sit around and chat about any and everything from how we got started with pranking to conspiracy theories, ghost stories and other general topics. We answer questions from the listeners and even have a couple of people call in to talk. As this little experiment was so successful we are now planning to make this a regular thing, possibly once every month where we take a break from all the insane prankings and just kick back and chat and give you guys more of a chance to interact with us. Please let us know in the comments what you thought of the show. We shall be back tomorrow (04/12/18) for Chumley’s birthday special show which I can assure you will be chock full of the usual pranks and craziness. Thanks to everyone that joined us for this we love you and we’ll see you again very soon!

No Refunds – 04/09/18

No Refunds – 04/09/18
Another crazy long show yet again featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess, plus a whole bunch of whiny people demanding refunds for everything from food to shoes to flowers. Some people are just never happy, especially when we try to help them. On top of the big heap of complainers we also managed to hijack a conference call and attempted to cause more animal panic at a hotel. Also one very dumb lady stayed on the phone for ages and still wasn’t happy when Macron offered to service her sexually. No pleasing some people. Still we will continue to do our best. Thank you as always to all our amazing supporters than hit that donate button up there in order to support the show, and everyone that has been sharing the site and links, listening to the live shows or listening via the podcast stream. We love and appreciate every one of you. This is going to be a very busy week for us including Chumley’s birthday show and the possible release of our brand new show ‘The Macron Files’ so be sure to follow us on Mixlr or keep an eye out on all the social media machines to be notified when we go live. See you very very soon everyone!

Attack Of The Chupacabra – 04/07/18

Attack Of The Chupacabra – 04/07/18
This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and Dr Charles and once again ended up being stupidly long basically due to how much fun we were all having. We started off dealing with the usual complainers which got us some good results and then moved on to some more hotel panic calls this time involving another riot, a horse and deadly chupacabra with the ability to posses employees and turn them into demons, which could only be saved by the power of the bible. You’re gonna have to listen to fully understand that last part. As always a lot of fun was had and a lot of crazy people had to be dealt with. This show was great fun to make and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! Thank you to everyone that supported us in various ways. This week we will be back with some midweek special shows including a very special Chumley birthday party on Thursday the 12th of April so do not miss that one. Think we’re gonna try some much earlier shows this week to catch people during business hours in order to maximise the mayhem. Be sure to follow on Mixlr and keep an eye on all the social medias to be notified when we go live. We look forward to seeing you there! Thanks again everyone we love you very much!

Horse Panic – 03/25/18

Horse Panic – 03/25/18
Get your stinking hooves off me you dirty horse! This crazy show features Chumley and Macron and a whole bunch of crazy wild horses. We started with some complainers, which rarely seems to work on a Sunday night, and we also shut down a addicts conference just for the lolz. We then proceeded to deal with a serious emergency at a budget motel which involved a small scale riot, a horse and a bunch of goats loose in reception. It was a real serious emergency and for some reason the front desk didn’t even appreciate our assistance with it. Oh well, back again soon y’all!

The InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza – 03/20/18

The InkedGoddess Birthday Bonanza – 03/20/18
Happy Birthday InkedGoddess! This show features InkedGoddess, Macron and Chumley celebrating all things InkedGoddess including great pranks, 80’s music, guns, drugs, nudity and frequent adult situations. Some awesome pranks and loads of fun in this show including trigger happy Macron, the virus and the return of the Sea Tac. I mean what more do you want? How about an angry doctor with tiny feet? A sweaty old man complaining about his camp site? A shootout at Red Lobster? It’s all here and more. I think all the best complainers came out for Inked’s Birthday on this one because this is 6 hours of greatness. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it and we can’t wait to do it again next year! Love you Inked! Until next time!

The Ringing Show – 03/18/18

The Ringing Show – 03/18/18
This episode features Macron and Chumley and a whole bunch of ringing. Like seriously it’s as if for some reason people didn’t want to talk to a strange number calling in the middle of a Sunday night or something. There’s a few good calls in here and lots of banter but honestly mostly ringing and British swearing, so enjoy that. We managed to get a few complainers, a cool guy who rapped and hijacked a few conferences. We are currently prepping InkedGoddess’ Birthday show, I’m sure that will be much better but enjoy this one too, and sorry for the unusually slow upload, Macron has been sick for 2 days. #PrayForMacron

Discipline My Child And Win A Free PS4 – 03/11/18

Discipline My Child And Win A Free PS4 – 03/11/18
This episode features the dynamic duo of Macron and Chumley, with just a little visit from InkedGoddess too. How it went on for nearly 6 hours I do not know. This time around we placed some Craigslist ads for free stuff, but made the callers discipline our rowdy children first, one call ending in tragic results. We also dealt with usual huge list of complainers who are frankly never satisfied with our awesome service these days! On this show we started our new contest which will now be happening on every show. The person who donates the most via our GoFundme during the show will be able to choose from a list of awesome prizes to receive. This week’s winner was Taco Jones, so congrats Mr. Jones! Your prize is currently being organised by Chumley. Thank you to everyone that has continued to support us., It is very much appreciated, and of course we shall return again very soon with more mayhem for your ears!