The Macron Show

Weak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18

Weak End Of Ringing Part 1 – 06/09/18
In the first of this weekend’s special super double feature machine Macron and Chumley attempt to call another smorgasbord of complainers, most of whom were difficult to get a hold of, rude, uncooperative and definitely very difficult to deal with. We got the usual upset fast food customers, a woman who was beside herself with fury over not getting a 0.30 cent discount, dirty hotel rooms, more failed airbags on Ford cars and a whole bunch of other garbage. Since these stupid complainers made it so difficult tonight we decided to cut the show slightly shorter than usual, left a whole bunch of voicemails to get some attention and we’re going to come right back TOMORROW and do it all over again. Yes that’s right two shows for the price of one! TWO Macron shows in one weekend you lucky lucky people! Thank you as always to all of our listeners and especially those of you kind enough to keep donating and supporting us, your help means the world to us and we hope tomorrow’s show will be even better than this one. Have a great weekend everyone!

The skeletalreplacement.com Launch Party – 06/02/18

The skeletalreplacement.com Launch Party – 06/02/18
Welcome to the specially extended launch party show! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess as celebrate all things skeleton replacement! Actually not really this is just about 7 hours of us handling complaints as usual, but that is a real website and we are now using it to direct all our skeleton replacement customers and donors! This show has an extended piece by a definite real life meth head, fights at convenience stores, some red hot Chimbles action, lots of terrible fast food service, a couple that had to move their Kit Kat bars and couldn’t get special treatment on an airline, somehow, and many many more awesome complaints and crazy tweaker people. Thank you as always to all our donators for making this an extra long show and never letting me get off the air and to everyone who listened live and everyone listening via the site. We’ll probably be back sooner than you think….

Ribble And Chimbles Get The Hoobly Jooblies – 05/28/18

Ribble And Chimbles Get The Hoobly Jooblies  – 05/28/18
What do you expect from a Macron show joint bank holiday and Memorial Day show? Skeleton transplants? Too bad because we gottem! Zombie food servers? Check! Ruthless car companies? You betcha! We got gunfights at the corporate office, we got grenades, we even have undead monster plants of some type. Everything you needed to unwind after a busy holiday and so much more. Get ready to meet Ribble and Chimbles and go on an epic journey of prank calls and science and other stuff too! Thank you to everyone that caught this live it was a blast, thank you to everyone listening on the podcast but most importantly thank you to all our donators for keeping us going! Love you all and see you soon!

Through The Wire – 05/24/18

Through The Wire – 05/24/18
Macron and Chumley back again handling all the world’s most serious complaints, such as the tragic tale of the man who didn’t get enough ice trays in his refrigerator, the woman who’s food wasn’t quite to her satisfaction, some dude who didn’t know why there were ants in his ANTstant coffee jar, yet another shootout at the corporate office and one woman who cried about her refund (sorry lady). This show had many great pickups and a few very angry folks who just needed to chill the out. Thank you to all that managed to listen live, everyone listening on the the podcast and especially to our donators for keeping the show going. Love you all and we are currently doing our best to make another show happen for the upcoming holiday on Monday so stay tuned for that if we can manage it! Peace y’all.

The M-Files Episode 1 – 05/20/18

The M-Files Episode 1 – 05/20/18
Welcome to a new series of unique pranks known as The-M Files. Not to be confused with the Macron Files but actually the X-Files. In this show Special Agents Blackman and Chumley attempt to uncover various alien and otherworldly events via the medium of complaints. These include fast food employees being abducted by aliens, food contaminated with an alien virus, faulty furniture leaking the deadly black oil and even one Red Lobster customer infected with an alien virus and having to have a complete skeleton replacement made from old body parts and lobster skeletons. The agents worked hard to bring you the truth but the truth is still out there. We will do this again and big thanks to everyone that supported this new new concept, listened live and on the podcast and especially to those that donated. I want to believe…

Complimentary Skeleton Transplants And Other Great Offers – 05/18/18

Complimentary Skeleton Transplants And Other Great Offers – 05/18/18
Welcome back brothers and sisters. This show features Macron and Chumley taking on all the world’s challenges and winning. Everything from fast food that’s not fast enough, terrible music at the Olive Garden, having to pay outrageous cancellation fees and even people refusing a completely free full skeleton transplant to fix their dentures. This is really hard word but we do it for you guys. Shoutout to everyone who took park live, is listening on the podcast and especially those that donated. We’re considering another show tomorrow but either way I’ll see you real soon and I love you all!

Happy Mother F*ckers Day Y’all – 05/13/18

Happy Mother F*ckers Day Y’all – 05/13/18
Happy Mother F*cker’s Day America! We’re back again with the pranks featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGodess and all the world’s greatest complainers. Some real gems in here including a guy who thinks Yahoo are stealing all his data, several ladies who are not at all happy with their darn fast food service and a few very very angry maniacs who got a little scary even for me. Death threats were made. Also, for goodness sake watch out for the bees! They’re here! As always thanks to everyone that listened live and on the podcast but especially to the people who donated to help keep the show going, we love you all very much and we’ll see you again next weekend for more of this madness, that’s if the BBB or the Attorney General haven’t gotten to us first. Plus everyone’s brother is a cop so we may be screwed. Peace and love y’all.

The Macron Files Episode 2 – Depression And Anxiety – 05/11/18

The Macron Files Episode 2 – Depression And Anxiety – 05/11/18
This very special show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and Dr Charles as we tackle the subject of depression, anxiety and addiction. This is a talk only show where we each share our own stories and also invited several listeners on to tell their’s. This was a very hard show for me to put together and I put a lot of heart and soul into trying to help a few people and break down some taboos regarding mental health issues, something which I am very passionate about. Please take the time to listen to this podcast if you can as I hope it will help not only those going through these issues but also people who have friends and family in this position. Anyone that wants to reach out and talk about anything can contact me any time at macronshow@gmail.com and I will always respond. I hope you appreciate what we tried to do with this show and I hope it helped at least one person. I love and appreciate everyone that listens to the Macron Show and I hope you stay strong and live your best life. We will be back to our usual pranks very very soon so stay tuned and blessings to you all.

Cinco de Macron – 05/05/18

Cinco de Macron – 05/05/18
Happy Cinco de Macron everyone AKA Cinco de Mayo if you insist. This stupidly long show featured Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess as we celebrate this holiday with you as only we know how, by dealing with all of the world’s complaints, from bad food, bad vacations, bad TV service and even some dude who didn’t like his surge protector this show has it all. A lot of fun was had during this epic marathon. Very special thanks to everyone that was kind enough to donate, listen live, share our links or is listening back on the podcast. We love and appreciate you all so much and we will be back again very soon with ever more mayhem! Please keep sharing the macronshow.com website everywhere you can. Thank you!

Better Late Than Leper – 04/27/18

Better Late Than Leper – 04/27/18
Sorry for the extreme lateness of this upload from last Friday but Macron has been super sick for the past week and not even able to use a computer. Starting to feel better now though. This show features Macron and Chumley taking on the world of complainers including a leper in a motel room, a tantrum in the ER and a lengthy discussion about missing channels on TWC amongst many great calls. Great pickup rate on this show and lots of fun was had. Now that Macron is just about better we can hopefully get on with more shows and replying to all my messages etc… very soon, so sorry to anyone that’s waiting to hear back about anything I am more or less back to business now. Stay tuned for more Macron antics very soon…