The Macron Show

InkedGoddess And Macron Take Flight – 08/23/18

InkedGoddess And Macron Take Flight – 08/23/18
In this special little extra show InkedGoddess and Macron mostly pretend to be from various airlines and try to deal with a whole bunch of whining complainers who are always super unhappy about their delayed flights, lack of free cuddle blankets and having to walk all the way to Starbucks themselves. One parent of the year abandoned her family holiday to go to a concert and then cried at the airport when her flight was delayed. Another monster demanded multiple first class tickets in order to help them get over the extreme trauma of a flight being slightly delayed, and nobody wanted to accept Macron’s offer of a free model airplane and some stickers! Some people just don’t want to be happy. On this show we were raising money to try and help Inkedgoddess replace her sadly broken exercise bike with a brand new one! Thank you so much to everyone that helped with this, our community is so kind and thoughtful and we really really appreciate it. If you want to help out this great cause there is still a little time and you can do this here: https://www.gofundme.com/new-stationary-bike Thank you as always to all of our kind supporters, everyone who caught the show live on Mixlr and everyone listening on the podcast, we will all be back very soon with more Macron mayhem!

Donnie’s Spicy Dingler – 08/19/18

Donnie’s Spicy Dingler – 08/19/18
In another crazy long show the two crude dudes Macron and Chumley tackle a fresh batch of complainers, some crazy stuff for sale on the Craigslist machine and we takeover a few conferences and cause more mayhem. In this show we also tested out the brand new Chimbles bot as well as our new conference service, more news on these awesome features in future shows. Tonight we had multiple people who did not like the spicy chicken at Popeye’s, a guy who really hated being put on hold all the time to talk about his missing fridge parts and a super crazy woman who couldn’t spell properly and yelled rather a lot. We also totally derailed a few conferences and managed to host our own conference for good old Michelle who always seems to be around when we take over, for some reason she though SHE was the moderator, crazy. We even remember to have a good old game of Rick and Morty Madlibs! Thank you as always to all our kind donators and everyone that caught the show live as well as everyone listening to the podcast, we love you very much and we’ll be back again with more of this nonsense real soon!

Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18

Two Rude Dudes – 08/17/18
Macron and Chumley are back in action and ruder than ever. This week we start of with some hilarious calls to people who want to barter for things on Craigslist, we hijack some more conferences and basically cause mayhem and we then begin to tap into a whole new well of Internet complainers, more on that soon, and we get some amazing results. Who would have thought that someone would want to barter over a used soda can? Or sell their puppies for animal testing? We also had a guy who was furious with McDonalds about his extended waiting times and did not want to give Macron the magic word and many many more hilarious calls. Thank you as always to the kind people who donated to make this show happen and to everyone who listened live or back on the podcast, we love you all and, as always, we’ll be back with more surprises sooner than you think!

Kitchen People – 08/12/18

Kitchen People – 08/12/18
This show features Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Gaspian calling a whole bunch of fresh complainers, as well as re-visiting some classic crazy people. We had a particularly irate couple who didn’t want their car repaired in Octember for some strange reason, we had an Indian scammer who didn’t like being scammed and later Ron and Chimbles attempted to resolve their relationship issues by calling a relationship conference, things quickly took a turn for the worst though. Big thank you to all our supporters, with a special thank you to King Superkind who made some insane donations, and made Macron dance for his money! Thank you to everyone that has been catching the live shows recently and everyone listening on the podcast, we love each and every one of you and we’ll be back very soon!

Soft Teeth – 08/10/18

Soft Teeth – 08/10/18
We’re back again, yes with more complainers, featuring Macron and Chumley in action dealing with all the world’s greatest whiners as well as causing trouble at hotel rooms by asking to host the monthly staff meeting in guests rooms and also disrupting several conferences. This time we had a lady who got a terrible rash from skin cream purchased from Sea World, a couple who still want their free phones from MetroPCS, a really silly guy who cried at the hospital and an elderly gentleman with very soft teeth who couldn’t eat a simple bagel. As always a lot of fun was had by all, we are very grateful for all the kind donations and the people who helped us get fresh numbers and everyone that made the live show. We will return again very soon of course, for now please keep sharing the website, shows and YouTube videos, we love you all!

The Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18

The Day The Complaints Died – 08/08/18
A somber day indeed Macron fans 🙁 The title of this show comes from the fact that as of today a certain site where we have been harvesting our famous complainers from them has finally added some security to their site and patched a few flaws that were enabling us to really go nuts with getting complainers. This is a big problem indeed but we had all talked about it happening and we are already making plans, but worry not as the shows will continue regardless, we will always find a way! This show featured Macron, Chumley, Chimbles and our new host Gaspian (from Caspiar). We still managed to deal with a whole bunch of complainers anyway but we also made some Craigslist calls, some hotel calls and caused mayhem with some conferences with some great results. We even got in a lengthy Lenny call too. Special thank you to all the super kind people who have donated recently and allowed us to really turbo charge the shows, we will not be slowing down! Please help us out my continuing to share macronshow.com everywhere you go and sharing your favourite shows and calls via YouTube. We have lots more shows to come and Macron will also be doing some Twitch streaming for you soon and keep an eye on the Mixlr for the special Chumley shows too, plus a lot more surprises we haven’t announced yet.

The M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18

The M-Files Episode 2 – Time Travel And Chupacabra Meat – 08/05/18
In this exciting second instalment of the M-Files Special Agents Macron and Chumley tackle some fresh complainers with an X-Files themed twist, at least that’s the idea anyway. Amongst many great calls we tried to help a lady get a refund and avoid a nasty accident using the power of time travel, we spoke to a lady who may have eaten tainted North Korean chupacabra meat and cottage cheese, we try to help a lady who got her car cursed by Indians after killing a sacred deer, spoke to a lady who had her burger bitten by a werewolf but was too drugged up to speak to us about it and dealt with a very big girl who broke her chair and had a serious gas problem. We also played a game of Rick And Morty Madlibs and generally had a super fun time. We even played everyone’s favourite song at the end of the show thanks to our kind donators and of course we told more than one person to shut up. Thank you to everyone that listened live and joined in the fun, everyone listening to the podcast and especially all the kind donators who supported us. We love you guys so much and we lots more content to come!

The MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18

The MusTard Massacre – 08/04/18
This show was a whole giant clusterf*ck and no mistake! Featuring Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess we tried to just do a normal show handling a bunch of fresh complainers and instead ended up dealing with Chimbles, who after last night’s escape and kidnapping then decided to wreak havoc in our precious Discord server. We also had a lady who tried to cash in on her kid being injured at a waterpark, dealt with various crazy food complaints, completely derailed a rageaholics conference and then had a woman dispatch a whole team of soldiers to take out her dodgy Tinder date. I’m not making any of this up, there was a whole incident, the hotdogs were dry and the cheesecake was expired too. It was the perfect way to celebrate national mustard day though so there’s that. We want to say a very special thank you to DZ and Grumpy who made some extra special donations today which have enabled us to upgrade to Mixlr pro so that we can bring you even more special after-shows and other new content courtesy of that maniac Chimbles. The Macron Show is not responsible for what happens from here on out, but we hope you enjoy anyway. Thanks everyone!

Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18

Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18
We’re back once again with Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess to celebrate national cheesecake day and national whistleblowers day! Actually no this show is just to make up for the missed show we promised yesterday, but those days are real you can look it up. On this show we dealt with a brand new batch of complainers, from broken fridges, dangerous phone cables, wet floors, overpriced car rentals and fights at fast food joints this show has it all! As usual a lot of people just don’t want to help themselves which forces us to have to hang up on them. At least one silly person even went and called the cops for some reason. Still we try our best. Thank you to everyone that caught the show live, especially those kind folks who donated to our cause, we love and appreciate you all and we will be back with even more later this week!

The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18

The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18
In this all new episode of The Macron Files Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle the subject of multi level marketing, including what it is, who does it and what we all think of it. The pitfalls and the perils, the pros and the cons (mostly cons) and share our own experiences and knowledge of the subject. Chumley learns that his favourite nutritional drink is part of a MLM scheme, Macron learns the true depths these companies will go to and Inked learns just how crazy her co-hosts are. We then go on to have some fun with a lady selling very overpriced clothes on Facebook live and we get an actual MLM lady to give us her full sales pitch in order to learn a lot more about how things work. We hope that as always The Macron Files was both entertaining and educational for everyone, we sure learned a lot and had lots of fun. Stay tuned as this weekend’s adventures are far from over!