The Macron Show

Shirley You Can't Be Serious

Here we go again. This week the compainers wanna play hard to get but don't worry because we play even harder. Ron has his new shades thanks to the banchode shade theft replacement fund and we're ready to take on some Karens. This week one man has a real beef just because he ordered some food and it didn't shop up at all, like that's our fault, we also deal with a very flamboyant man who just wants to yell at someone about his brand new collector's edition video game, one lady gets very upset when Ron accidentally closes all of her bank accounts even though that's what she asked him to do and one lady goes completely off the deep end about her magic bill reducing tablet computer, plus a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Ron's Greasy Birthday Bash

First of all a big thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday wishes, gifts and big greasy tips that I received. Far too many people to thank individually but I love everyone that is a part of this show! This week I was jet lagged again and celebrating so we took things a little easier but we still managed to rile up a lady who really wanted to cause a stink about her broken photo frame, one man gets angry with Elon Musk himself, one man is having real problems with his greasy shaft and one lady thinks that she can tell everyone what to do and shoot them when they disagree, of course, and lots more birthday banter too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The Chase

Welcome to a slightly dicombobulated but neverthless incredible and extended Mondays With Macron. This week there was a lot of talking and banter but it was worth it for the crazy calls and extended madness. This week we deal with a man Karen who likes chasing drivers around his neighbourhood and doesn’t like AI hold music, one lady refuses to understand why she should answer the phone if she wants a company to help her, Ron gives a stern lecture on who MF Doom is, one lady gets very upset about unwanted notifcations in her car, Scoby then attempts to recover some missing rental vehicles with hilarious results and argues with a man with a ladies name. And much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows!

Do I Sound Like A Child? (Halloween Special 2025)

Here we go! Spooktober season special show is finally upon us. This week Ron calls a man to have a scary conversation about sportsball, Ron has a lengthy conversation with a total nerd who was trying to do illegal things online, we deal with a man who has serious problems with his delivery driver and his racist son, we meet a very angry Italian man who is not happy with his airline, a lady who is terrified by the mere thought of going to other cities, we deal with an actual lady driver who made a real Halloween mess of her rental car and one man doesn't seem to understand that he needs to return his rental car. And lots more scary stuff too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The Hold Music LP

We are back in action baby and if you like classic longwinded complainer calls then boy do we have a show for you. This week Ron from the corporate office has to deal with a very angry airline passenger who for some reason does not like accepting $11 in compensation but wants to fight about it on the phone for a really long time, a man who booked a hotel in Isreal and was not happy with the conditions there and again wanted to do battle for a very long time about getting some kind of compensation for this and then in a sight to behold Ron actually drops and entire album of brand new songs on an unsuspecting lady whilst putting her on hold. We think she eventually got the message but some say she is still not sure to this day. Plus don't miss Scoby's not at all boring sports talk during the interval. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Johnny Stag

This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny Stag has some very weird noises coming from his rental washer. One man has to return his fitness watch because he simply refuses to comply with our fitness policy and we invite ourselves to a variaty of interesting meetings including one featuring our dear friend Pete the lesbian, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Phoney Maroney

Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet although he was a bit of a phoney, one lady is buying gym pants from China and cannot understand why things have gone so wrong, one man doesn't understand how buying and owning things works, Hazel gets a haircut in the hood, Ron and Shade try to sell some old phones and Dale gets work as a handyman. We also went back to the manhole and invited ourselves into a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

The Computer System Is Hacking In

Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man insists on keeping his old phone because it still works even though it doesn't work, one man finds out that his house is now the returns warehouse for a major grocery store and one lady is very confused about whether or not she wants to cancel her phone service or not. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Elbow Room

Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that he got moved around at his baseball game and one man gets stuck in an infinite loop all because his wife was super rude to Ron. We also had a lot of fun with some online meetings this week so watch on YouTube if you can and don't forget to smash that all new hype button please! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Dastard

I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fails to win free tickets, one lady destroys her couch cushions with her sheer girth, one man wants an airline to look after his kid for free and again gets upset when Ron suddenly becomes an AI and one man can't understand the concept of our new windowless window upgrade. And lots more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!