The Macron Show

Dr Frankenstein’s Tight Nuts – 02/08/19

Dr Frankenstein’s Tight Nuts – 02/08/19
Macron and Corporate back once again to handle all the complainer people oh wow yay! This time we got cars with tight nuts and leaky parts, a man who doesn’t accept my offer to mail him a free pizza, a woman who claims she was racially profiled by an online survey and a whole bunch of fast food and shopping related nonsense. Hope you all enjoyed the new style show intro that I’m going to try and make for every show, if I can keep it up. Shoutout to Nick for VERY kindly buying my Resident Evil 2 Remake during the show so I have something new to play now! And of course thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where where Macron is now going to take care of some zombies!

Omnishambles – 02/02/19

Omnishambles – 02/02/19
Omnishambles was the most appropriate name I could think of for this show, frankly I have no idea what actually happened. I REALLY hope you like my latest show intro. Shoutout to Miss Morgan and Carlito, all love. Also enjoy the new Sea Tac Anthem song which I release somewhere sometime. There was Corporate and Inked and lots of technical problems, some prank calls, something about a good Taco Bell call, Macron got faded again we all talked a lot about stuff and things but I think we generally had a good time. I wasn’t going to bother uploading this show because I didn’t think it was any good, but actually since I can’t even remember it and people are telling me to do it then here you go. It’s all your fault. Enjoy and pray for Macron. Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully Macron will one day find sobriety. I love you though!

The Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19

The Ebola Guy Sneezed On The Desert Penguin – 01/26/19
Abandoned by his heartless co-hosts who for some reason think it’s okay to have a life outside of the show (happy birthday Corporate!) Macron sets out all alone to tackle the world of complainers and conference freaks again. I hope you enjoy the special intro to this show, produced by Macron and MCSARay this will hopefully be the first of many crazy new prank call songs! This time poor sweet Macron has to deal with crazy racism at Panera Bread, a silly woman who didn’t glue and tape her radiator hose on properly, multiple unhappy Jeep owners for some reason, more drama with Sears home warranty and Macron also tackles a serious issue with some recent Dominos customers including one lady who’s desert penguin got sneezed on by an employee with ebola. We finish up this show by basically going crazy on some Facebook live streams and conferences, thanks to MCSARay for that! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully Macron will one day have some friends.

Rita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19

Rita Didn’t Get Her Donut Day – 01/23/19
Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess come together as always on the 23rd of January to remember poor sweet Rita, who was forced to wait 30 whole minutes for a donut. We also had another radiation leak at McDonalds, dealt with some missing online orders, tried to help another annoying newspaper customer, were forced to ban some idiot with 6 kids from bringing them in the gym, argued with a couple about their stupid used Nissan, we also fired a belligerent fast food employee for her nonsense, received some calls from our favourite Walmart tweaker lady, disrupted some conferences and somehow SOMEHOW had a bunch of listeners call in for no reason. It was great fun though! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron fried dessert treats.

Simon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19

Simon Snivvles Vs The Bedbug Burgers – 01/16/19
Macron and Corporate are back again with more red hot complainer action! There was quite the lineup of funny calls and characters this time including a lady who we tried to recruit to the X-Men after she complained about her dentist, a tragic incident involving an alarm company and another multiple murder / suicide in the office, a lady with 7 soft teeth upsets Simon Snivvles, one lady talks to Lenny and Manual Lenny, we hackle some more conferences and also deal with a serious complaint about the new McDonalds Bedbug Burger. Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron hacklings.

Redneck Ronpage – 01/12/19

Redneck Ronpage – 01/12/19
Back yet again for an unprecedented third time this week! Macron and Corporate work on a Saturday for you people and this crazy barrage of raging rednecks is all we get as thanks. This time we have a lady who was horrified at only getting three shrimp for dinner, a lady who was furious at having to go and collect her own mattress remote, a very special man who did some sound effects for us, we have a professional debate about with one couple who then forget to hang up on us and let us listen to them talk about us in the car on the way home and we meet a man who hasn’t washed for over 18 months! We also intruded and heckled some conference people too! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron machines.

Legally Confused – 01/09/19

Legally Confused – 01/09/19
Back again as promised Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess take on even more complainers including a lady who’s diamonds melted, a man with squeaky boots, a lady who simply refused to put a new battery in her smoke alarm causing significant confusion, we prank another listener’s girlfriend and we end things with a crazy woman who hands her phone headset to a stranger in Walmart to try and convince us to give her a refund and the jerk runs away with it for some reason! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and confusion! 

Not Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19

Not Not A None Negative New Year Show – 01/07/19
Happy New Year everyone! Today Macron and Corporate handle the business of 2019 complainers, and host another entire Ronference! This time we have a lady getting wild with an axe at the dentist, a man trying to get his cookbook published, a lady who got herself banned from giving blood, a lady trying to smoke weed in her hotel room and loads more, and there may be even more to come this week! Thank you to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and 2019 mayhem! 

The Grouch Who Saved Christmas – 12/15/18

The Grouch Who Saved Christmas – 12/15/18
This show features (mostly) Macron and (sometimes) Corporate taking on the world of (almost) Christmas complainers! This week we’re doing some good to help out a fan who had some Christmas presents for their baby stolen by some losers! As always the awesome Macron fans came to the rescue and helped us raise enough to replace everything! Thank you guys! This time we had a lady who’s favourite fancy restaurant is Red Lobster but she hates lobsters, a poor lady who didn’t receive her canvas, a heated argument with the owner of Marco’s Pizza, a lady who did not like the locations that her bus dropped her off at and another lady who fell over her feet at a gas station and was very unhappy with them, and lots more. I also want to say RIP to our old friend Roger AKA Mickey Mouse Guy who we just found out very sadly passed away recently. Thank you for the laughs Roger! Obviously a VERY special thank you to our kind supporters, who helped to save Christmas for an awesome tiny human, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and Christmas craziness!

Crazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18

Crazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18
On this show Macron and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of Internet complainers and freaks including a couple who REALLY did not like their account being closed without a good reason, some ugly potatoes, an It Works customer who did not like robots at all, another lady with a disappearing money problem, a lady who took forever to even remember that she ordered a Christmas T-Shirt that never arrived and a very special lady who wanted to tell me her entire life story including tales of crazy goose farmers. We also came up with an excellent new jingle for ShoeDazzle which frankly they should be paying us for! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and strange tales of the mysterious and macabre.