The Macron Show

Mondays With Macron – 09/02/19

Mondays With Macron – 09/02/19
Welcome to this week’s regular Mondays With Macron! This week Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle tackle a whole bunch of seriously crazy people including really bad parent who Ray managed to upset, a man who didn’t want to buy the optional extras for his light, a lady who demanded a refund for an item that we don’t sell, a man who had to buy his own sandwiches because his wife couldn’t be bothered to make them, a hunting club member who did not agree with our anti tragedy agenda, Macron tells off a lady in Spanish, convinces another man that he’s a robot and we talk to the world’s deafest lady and much much more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing the Patreon shows!

The Return Of Mondays With Macron – 08/26/19

The Return Of Mondays With Macron – 08/26/19
That’s right the big day has arrived, it’s the return of Mondays With Macron, the classic Macron Show! From now on we will be doing Mondays With Macron every Monday at 8pm UK time, plus two extra shows every week for Patreon supporters! This crazy show featured Macron (in a suit), MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle and this time we spent time helping a guy fix his computer by remote desktop, helped a disabled man to fix his Xbox, convinced a lawn care customer that I was having an affair with his maid whenever he went out for the day, we met a very angry Doordash driver, a man who didn’t want to park his new pickup truck in the mud and a lady who was selling dollar store microwave steaks to the customers in her hotel! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to keep up with the new schedule…

Rogue Cyber Investigators – 08/23/19

Rogue Cyber Investigators – 08/23/19
Another show of ringing, sorry about that guys, these ignorant people made complaints and then decided not to answer the phone for Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle. Despite their rudeness we did manage to talk to a lady who’s house was infested with worms that got in her delicious crackers, a lady who burned her own furniture with a Yankee Candle, a man who refused to pay the carbon tax on his concert tickets, a lady who got scammed on Craigslist after buying a car in a parking lot, a generous banking customer who donated his whole paycheck to the Clinton foundation and for some reason the tasty cake lady from the last show kept calling many, many, times. Please take note of the important announcements about Patreon during the show (see the website for details!) Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be back to Mondays!

Lowbrow Cosmetics – 08/13/19

Lowbrow Cosmetics – 08/13/19
Tuesdays with Macron (and MCSARay and DownSouth!) and this time boy did we have some completely insane people. Let’s see; there was the lady who needed to shave her pubic hair off and and use it as eyebrows, a Rockauto customer that wanted to cancel their order after it already left, the Megabus customer who did not like her driver exposing himself, a guy who poisoned himself trying to kill roaches in his hotel room, a man who was trying to sell pornographic artwork online, a guy who got REAL mad about his son’s gym membership, a furious muffler buyer and a man who simply wasn’t able to get stoned enough, and so many more! We also disrupted some conferences, freaked out some people on Facebook live and found a lady who looked just like the shrunken head from a certain movie scene! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to get over the abuse he had to suffer tonight from these awful awful customers.

Holy Cigarettes Batman – 08/09/19

Holy Cigarettes Batman – 08/09/19
A rare Friday show! This one features Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Brent and a whole bunch of very very angry people. This time a man calls the cops because there are holes in his cigarettes, a lady is horrified and disturbed by her slightly late pizza, a lady doesn’t want to pay twice for the same hotel room for some reason, Ron tries to help a lady out with her road safety and her dodgy past, we meet a man who broke his refrigerator as well as a man who smoked lots of weed in his rental car and got into trouble. We also shut down a scammer call centre, tried to order Chinese food from five places at the same time and bothered some conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still learning to play Fortnite.

Half-Life 3 – 08/04/19

Half-Life 3 – 08/04/19
It’s August people! To celebrate we thought it was time to get InkedGoddess back on a show, along with Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and Smizzle. This time around we thought we’d do something a little different and Macron decided to announce the release of Half-Life 3 to the world, or more specifically a bunch of games industry people who attended E3 this year. We had some mixed results with that so we decided to move onto some complainers including a man who had problems with his Steam card (yes we told him about Half-Life 3), a man who refused to drive around a hole in a parking lot, the tragic tale of a woman who’s chicken nuggets were slightly dry, a lady who got her drink in the wrong kind of cup, a man who made no sense at all but it was something about his phone, a lady who wanted to use her Nintendo NES in a treehouse and loads loads more. We also announced that Macron has gone over to Mixer just like Ninja so be sure to come follow on there! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be releasing more mayhem on the unsuspecting gaming community…

Take A Flying Feck To The Moon – 07/29/19

Take A Flying Feck To The Moon – 07/29/19
Welcome to another amazing 3 hours of the best phone antics around. This week is the first ever show with Smizzle! He’s awesome so show some love! Also online was Macron, MCSARay and Downsouth and boy did we have some angry people this time around. We had a lady who rudely wouldn’t let poor Ray keep her sunglasses, a lady who didn’t get her superhero capes, we meet a man who behaved disgracefully at TGI Friday, a man who’s pool slide wasn’t smooth enough for his pampered butt and we meet a really really awful man who does not think people should be allowed to wear piercings at work and gave him a piece of our minds! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to reunite the entire prank call community…

Pluck It, Cook It And Shut The Flock Up – 07/22/19

Pluck It, Cook It And Shut The Flock Up – 07/22/19
Another crazy show full of first world complainers, racists and lunatics for Ron, Ray and DownSouth to deal with. This time around we have more Ellen Degenerate, we meet a lady who needs a house sized dress, we argue with a couple who are very angry about their broken vape, we attempt to take down a scam Indian call centre, we meet a guy who got very angry at having to wait for his chicken and we attempted to mess up several more conferences, and loads more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably playing silly retro games on Twitch… http://twitch.tv/macronx

Keep Calm And Shut Up – 07/15/19

Keep Calm And Shut Up – 07/15/19
As DS survives a Twister like situation over at his place Macron and MCSARay decide to call up a whole bunch more silly complainers. This time we’ve a guy who didn’t get his package from BONANZA! Yet another couple who didn’t get their stuff from Wish, a man who only got some crappy pillows for his birthday, a lady who didn’t appreciate the extra iron in her ice cream, a lady who bought hooker boots for her own daughter, we had multiple problems at Family Dollar and one woman went all Exorcist on us just for swearing. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing some big things!

Ron Flanders – 07/10/19

Ron Flanders – 07/10/19
Another amazing episode in the saga of Ron’s call centre. This time around Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and our new friend the Get ToFrog deal with a whole new level of stupidity. This time we have a guy who gambled away $20,000 on a gaming app, we meet a man who’s cabinets were full of maggots, we convince more people that Ron is a robot, office doors have to be closed when a lady complains about her own lousy cooking, we get hung up on by a man trying to change the date of his cruise, A Marco’s Pizza customer doesn’t believe a word we say, we talk to the real life Flanders and Ray completely fails to get any good conference calls going. Raaay. Look our for our exclusive Patreon supporter’s show later this week! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be closing the office door.