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Monday Aug 03, 2020
Monday Aug 03, 2020
My Wife Is A Little Slow
Welcome to August people and as usual we have a bumper crop of idiots to see in the new month. This time it’s a very cruel lady who does not want to donate her order to charity, we try to convince and elderly woman that she took our sleeping tablets and entered into some Total Recall like experience, we get into a very bitter dispute with a religious jewellery buyer, we meet an Xbox customer who wants to upgrade to the “shower scene” edition of NBA2k and we meet a man who’s wife is being serviced by Shlags, and many more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be servicing your needs.
Monday Jul 27, 2020
Monday Jul 27, 2020
Weather Station 4000
In another silly edition of Mondays With Macron as well as the obvious fresh goosing of a potential Twitch streamer we meet another person who changed their travel plans due to some unknown worldwide virus, a lady who is anxiously awaiting her test results, Tyrone gets a new golf mat, some crazy guy wants US to fix his broken car, some lady cannot activate her bank card and we keep charging every time we escalate things to another supervisor, and we have a lot of them. There are way too many other crazy calls to list here. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be who dis?
Monday Jul 20, 2020
Monday Jul 20, 2020
No, I Said NO
Another bumper Mondays With Macron full of weird and wonderful people. This time around we meet a man who has some kind of weird problem with all his bank charges, a horny silver haired dating site customer, a REALLY angry family who want to have their car parts delivered to THEIR address, we get a visit from the good Father, find a woman who got stray dog eyelashes for her birthday, a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay Tyrone’s phone bill and a family of hillbilly’s who didn’t get their order from Macy’s, and loads more! Also stupid Kevin is back from vacation but wouldn’t pick up the phone, sorry everyone. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be forcing Kevin to answer.
Monday Jul 13, 2020
Monday Jul 13, 2020
Peter Venkman Prank Caller
Well in this show Ron literally gets busted (badum tish) when it is discovered by a real life mafia gangster that he is in fact Peter Venkman from New York it’s a long story but don’t miss it. We also talked to a Dollar Shave Club customer who for some reason didn’t want to pay money every month just to cancel, a Plenty Of Fish user who does not want to upload nudes, Ron gets into a fight with a real life champion boxer, we ban some snot nosed kid from Xbox Live, argue with a man who REALLY wants a new washing machine and much more. We also check in with all the usual people, except Kevin who is busy going on vacation but did leave a great voicemail behind. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be making it go…
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Firing My Cyber Hip Pew!
Hi everyone how ya durrrin? In yet another crazy show we meet a cybernetic prostitute who wants us to make a movie of her life, we get yelled at a lot by a very angry Fashion Nova customer, poor sweet gentle Smiley Homey gets yelled at for trying to raise money for charity, we meet a mother who’s son has itchy scalp who can’t seem to operate the automated telephone system, we meet a lady who is not happy with her Catholic dating service and certainly not happy with our in-house priest’s customer service and we have a man who got banned from Linkedin for using a fake driver’s license and many many more. We also got our message of the day from what’s his face and tonight we left Kevin alone as he isn’t feeling well. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cleansing your sins…
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Cancel
In this weird and wonderful edition of Mondays With Macron we meet a man who we THINK wants to cancel his service, even though we try our best to stop him. We also meet a woman with a very very special level of intelligence who REALLY wants her new bank card, a dating site customer who cannot understand why he is single, a lady who had to pay extra to Uber for being pretentious, another lady who accidentally donated all her money to Donald Trump, a guy with a serious pest problem and many more. We also had another crazy encounter with Kevin and we still try to reason with Karl and Ray makes an angry call to a lady who overpaid her staff. This show was a lot of fun Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating yet again.
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Faded Shades
Hey everyone and welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron. In this episode we meet a stupid preachy man who is devasted that his $300 sunglasses have faded a little, some very aggressive Amazon customers, a very angry man who does not understand what a 90 day return policy means, and another skinflint who doesn’t want to pay our massive charges just to update his phone number. In an amazing twist we also got a listener to go over to Kevin’s house to deliver his birthday gifts and get us a picture of him (finally!) which was hilarious. Speaking of birthday’s we also had Dr Charles on the show who was celebrating his birthday. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be probably pirating or something, I don’t know…
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
I Am A Security Expert
Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their cooker, a lady who tried to claim a lifetime iPad warranty from Radio Shack and a complete idiot who just ordered the wrong thing from RockAuto, and many more. Also some midget called Kevin sang songs to us in return for phone , Ray disrupts some conferences and Ron manages to play SNES games whilst Lenny does all the work. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be very busy…
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike
Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be washing of the stench.
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Goose Abuse
The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them . The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dresser and helped with another Boxycharm subscription, and many more. We also got Kevin to sing a brand new message from Jeffrey! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing a Patreon.