The Macron Show

Those Dogs Are My Children

Those Dogs Are My Children
Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn’t want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn’t know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn’t know how to make fire, a lady who’s cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat she sat in on the plane and an entire apartment building who objected to having now power for 6 weeks. You just can’t please people these days. There were so many great calls in this show we hope you enjoy them as much as we did! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO again.

Bogo The Monkey

Bogo The Monkey
Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael Ray about her cannabis needs, one lady is simply not pure enough for Roku and one guy gets super annoyed about President Biden taking away his guns, and so much more this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where BOGO.

I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime

I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime
We’re back and better than ever! Sorry about last week’s technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that’s all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn’t appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychic man, one old couple will just not hang up when trying to get their refund, we help a singer get access to her Facebook again and a couple of rednecks just do not understand that we want to charge them twice, and whole lot more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully there will be less technical problems.

Homemade Swamp Jerky

Homemade Swamp Jerky
So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter call up to abuse us, a very angry father an son with a friend in prison for something terrible and for the first time ever Ron is literally left speechless by one man’s racist tirade (we’ll be checking in with him again later) and we get a brand new song from Jeff! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where hopefully someone will pick up.

Come And Get Your Love

Come And Get Your Love
Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don’t want to pick up, but that doesn’t stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who’s phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings for the next Patreon show, Ron gets threatened by an unemployed man who is locked out of his bank account and we meet a fully grown man who cried to his wife about not getting birthday pancakes and many more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be more pickups…

Should Be Included With The Bed

Should Be Included With The Bed
Welcome to 2021 people let’s start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year’s dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won’t let us prank people, Carpel loses herwith a very whiny complainer and Ron loses it when Mr. Anal demands some free . Seriously. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where there will be surprises….

Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis

Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis
This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you’re on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just never shut up, a woman who simply did not wish to pay for shipping, a social media user goes crazy on a plane and munch manages to cure someone of Lupus simply by being rude to them, and a whole lot more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron having a better year.

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals
No we didn’t spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week’s bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another lady is completely shocked after purchasing food from a man walking around with a cooler that it was not premium quality, and many many more strange and wonderful and stupid complaints. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be preparing for a new year…

President Truman’s Test Tube Babies

President Truman’s Test Tube Babies
Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn’t get to speak to the lady because Ron goes off on her, one guy really doesn’t want to pay the Coronavirus tax Ron completely divides the chat with his opinions on kids travelling on planes and we meet a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay $3000 for new brakes, but he’s clearly not a mechanic, and lots lots more. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be surprising you all….

The Mayor Gets Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box

The Mayor Gets Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box
Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still towards the end of the show. This time we meet an actual town mayor who took a young boy to a dark parking lot for some red hot meat, some doctor tries to force the Corona vaccine onto sweet gentle Ray, Tyrone ruins someone’s credit rating, an old lady wants Ron’s hard, smooth 9 inches in her mouth every single morning and someone gets accidentally goosed whilst trying to access their own social media. Also Kevin was in a slightly better mood this week. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be announcing something…