The Macron Show

The Macronathon 2

The Macronathon 2
Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a complete breakdown over broken toilets, took over every single silly conference call that we could find, gave some hotel guests their morning wake up calls and played the ultimate game of Craigslist Roulette / the typing game. We also checked in with some classic callers from throughout the year, told some behind the scenes stories and managed to raise some money for the show and to help out a good cause. What an event this was. Big thanks to everyone involved in putting this together it was an absolute blast. See you again this time next year, maybe! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Crying Game

The Crying Game
Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her to Ron and lady who was mad at her drugs being delivered to the wrong house. And so much more too. You will just have to listen to this whole show to catch the entire force. Don’t go anywhere either because we will be back on Friday with the prank call event of the year. Macronathon 2 starts this Friday at 10pm UK time (5pm EST) and goes on for 24 whole hours, with lots of surprises. Be there or else! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Did Not On The Floor

I Did Not On The Floor
A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interaction with his robot vacuum cleaner, a lady who did not get her fat girl shoes, some angry Pottery Barn customers, a man making threats at Lowes employees, a man who was too lazy to clean his own rental car, Scoby gets into another unfortunate altercation and even sweet gentle Trainwreck is forced to suspend his usual telephone etiquette, and so much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ronny Cochran

Ronny Cochran
There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when attempting to make a delivery, Scoby also gets in another terrible accident whilst innocently trying to maker his deliveries, we meet a very angry lady who went to the Masters, Ron gets in trouble for flirting with the customers and one guy definitely dropped his monitor. We also caused some more meeting related confusion and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel
Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle, a big shot sports writer who demanded VIP service from his economy ticket, a Comcast customer who couldn’t watch his sports ball team, a man who only wanted his grill, Ron talks to an actual naked lady, we make another customer hang up on their real call, we use one lady to make a hold music song with and we handle a couple who were too fat for their exercise bike, and lots more too. Oh and we also dropped into a few very important meetings… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Codeine Dojo

The Codeine Dojo
Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to break her kid’s crib, a very very confused Ebay seller, a lady who finally perfected perpetual motion all thanks to Fedex, a man who’s parents went and messed up his electrics and Trainwreck helps us to translate a very angry French man. We also continued our top secret Zoom cloning experiments and took over some more large people meetings. There may also have been an honest to goodness celebrity on this show, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Short Story Long International

Short Story Long International
Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did not want to travel via Paris and Ron requests a pacifier for a man whilst he’s sitting on a plane. We also got some special incoming calls from men wanting an erotic massage, we cloned some more Zoom participants, got yelled at by Jeff and met an actual compulsive liar selling Paparazzi. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Corporate Liaison Information Team

Corporate Liaison Information Team
I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’s everyone’s problem, a lady who badly needs two refrigerators to hold the massive amount of food that she requires, a man who is whining about his lack of wine deliveries and a lady who we swear has a broken fridge and not a broken oven. And a whole lot more too. We also played a few tricks on our favourite Zoom meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron Nerdbanger

Ron Nerdbanger
Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and will not follow any basic instructions, we meet a lady who faked her weight loss pictures with some very bad Photoshop skills and Scoby manages to get another free phone because one lady did not like to do paperwork. And so much more too. We also dropped by all of our favourite meetings and we found a way to cause even more confusion in Zoom meetings. Oh and the sickos in our live chat made Ron eat more hot chillies too. What a night! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Professor Cosmonaut

Professor Cosmonaut
Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing Scoby mouth off, another lady shouldn’t let her stupid daughter answer the phone, Ron tries to help a lady get her new TV including special delivery with a bottle of wine, we talk to an old couple who were too heavy for their new exercise bike, one man gets sweat all over his rental car, we meet an actual phone company evangelist and one actual Karen is furious about her dropped package, and lots more too. And we also made ourselves welcome in a few more Zoom meetings which for some reason they still do not appreciate. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!