The Macron Show

The Raven

The Raven
It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who was sick of all the foreign people calling up, a man who had terrible problems with his insurance service, a home security customer who let us connect to his cameras so we could check him out, Hector from Breaking Bad is complaining about donuts, one man has devoted all of his free time to getting his coffee machine fixed, Ron manages to make a spiritual healer get mad with her phone company, Ron then actually helps out a lady who got scammed by Paypal scammers and we are forced to ban one lady from Instagram for not being good looking enough. We also stopped by a bunch more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not made to feel very welcome. What an awesome show! Now Carpel and Ron are off to Scotland! Stay tuned! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Green Volcano Espresso

Green Volcano Espresso
Well here we go again with a show name that just wrote itself for me. Thank you for that guys. This week get ready to meet some crazy complainers in the form of a very flamboyant man who had serious problems with his exercise bike, a lady who was kicked out of first class because her name was too ghetto, tragedy strikes at the corporate office as one woman’s case manager is tragically killed after crashing his blimp into a school (yes you read that right), one lady is outraged after Kathy eats her dinner, we try to fix a coffee machine using vinegar and baking soda with disastrous results, we deal with a total winer who did not like being double goosed and Ron and Scoby deal with some famous sportsball guy and his missing energy drinks, and lots more too. Oh and we also showed up in a few more Zoom meetings where for some reason we were not welcomed. l Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Turkey Vindaloo

Turkey Vindaloo
Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone! Help us celebrate in the only way we know how by handling complainers and disrupting Zoom meetings. This week prepare yourselves to meet a lady who’s deadbeat husband did not qualify to get the new iPhone 14, Tyrone got to order some pink sportswear, one lady simply did not wish to wait for spinster special wine delivery, one guy did not want his Olive Garden gift certificate, one lady gets incredibly freaked out by our Mercedes commercial, Comcast gets blamed for causing a hurricane, we finally find out what it is we do here at Brooks and one special guy has a very serious complaint to make about his fancy face cream, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Bing Bang Boom Boom

Bing Bang Boom Boom
Here we go again you people. This week there was a lot of focus on Zoom bombings, so you guys might want to check out the YouTube video and not just the podcast! We did have usual list of crazy complainers to deal with though including one man who demanded to be asked 145 questions security questions, a super first world problems Karen who was not happy about her late wine delivery, a man who was very angry about his terrible phone reception, a man who got very upset about having to give us all his personal measurements, a lady who did not want to wait any longer for her glasses from the Ukraine and a very special lady who kindly Covid tested her car for us, and lots more craziness too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Vinny The Guinea

Vinny The Guinea
Welcome to another show name that just happened to write itself. This week we tried to focus on some Zoom shenanigans so this show is much better watched on YouTube. We also had some very angry complainers too and this week sweet gentle Ron is subject to more abuse from a roided up gym owner, a furious phone customer, a lady who accidentally booked two flights and then managed to get them both cancelled, a lady who accuses us of making fake deliveries just because she was too busy taking a dump, a man who has serious trouble with his manscaping and then tries to hit on Carpel, a man who got cuckolded by his own car and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I’m Gonna Find You I Know Who You Are

I’m Gonna Find You I Know Who You Are
Welcome to another crazy show where once again the show name is in no way a statement of fact and is rather a quote from a very special complainer. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man and his unruly girlfriend and daughter causing mayhem in their rental car, a Lowes complainer who just couldn’t get to the point, a very angry electrical accessory buyer who made a full report to the BBB, Tyrone gets his hands on the latest iPhone 14, we meet an actual relative of the Canadian Prime Minister who has a faulty washer and one very special guy is not at all happy with his camera lights and decides to keep calling up and mouthing off about us. Oh and we also attended some very informative new Zoom meetings, and much more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Killed My Mother

I Killed My Mother
Well here we are back in the UK and back up to our old shenanigans once again, it’s another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron with another silly show name! This week prepare yourselves to meet an actual Irish couple with airline problems, sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent man out of the airport, one man is very upset about his Fedex delivery, we meet a lady who cannot understand why her dog’s pee smells like pee, we argue with a “famous” rapper who keeps breaking his camera equipment, we attempt to roast a journalist who has now devoted her full time to claiming a $25 refund, one man really does not like the finders keepers policy with regards to lost property at our hotel, we meet yet another unhappy Tesla customer and Ron gets into a little dispute with a famous TV Judge and a whole lot more too. Oh and we also showed up in some very random Zoom meetings! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots

I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots
There’s another vicious rumour going around that today isn’t Monday. Well if that’s the case then how come there’s a new episode of Mondays With Macron? Well!? Okay then. On this week’s show I think we broke the world record for most bad numbers called. Seriously for the first like 45 minutes nobody at all answers, you could skip it except you’d miss all the awesome banter. After that we had to deal with a very angry Italian American pizza delivery driver who didn’t like Italian American Ron, a freeloader who didn’t want to pay his rent on time, a very confused customer who didn’t want to pay their early termination fee, a cheap who bought wicker furniture and then let his kid ruin it, a lady who was furious about her late sofa delivery, a lady who needed a man about the house to help her use YouTubeTV, a lady who accidentally ordered children’s sneakers instead of boots, Ron ROASTS a Karen for complaining about her cruise ship and one man is upset that his credit rating isn’t good enough to order Subway sandwiches. We also ruined a whole bunch of very silly Zoom meetings too, and a whole heap more! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Lana Backwards

Lana Backwards
Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who was very angry about his new phone plan, a very confused banking customer, a lady who did not want to pay for her own luggage’s room service bill, Ron roasts a Fox News presenter to death and gets threatened with being shot by a super grumpy Tesla Solar customer and lots more too. We also disrupted a few conferences and let Scoby loose in the manhole again! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know
I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our soundboard antics, a lady who wanted us to bend the laws of physics just to install her new speakers, a man who made the terrible life choice to have a baby and can no longer go snowboarding, Ron gets terrible diarrhea whilst trying to refund an airline customer, one man bought car parts on Amazon and lived to regret it, one man tried to buy Cinnabon with his EBT card and we were yet again forced to cut off someone’s Internet for mouthing off too much, and lots more too. We also disrupted lots of Zoom meetings where Ray was mostly the star of the show! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee