The Macron Show

Doug’s Fruity Little Sign

Doug’s Fruity Little Sign
Well here we go again with another show that just got way out of control. You’re not gonna believe the stuff we got up to this week. This week’s crazy Karen’s include a family who waited in all day for their new Crocs, a man who seems to think that delivery company works for him, a guy who put up a fruity little sign trying to tell us what to do, a naked lady on a cruise who got very confused about how we were going to return her bags, Chumley accidentally ends up flying a plane whilst looking for a missing iPad, with terrible consequences, one lady has a really hard time with her package delivery from Scoby and one man has his entire vacation ruined by his unruly and obnoxious children. This show really was a blast! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture

Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture
Welcome welcome welcome to a big Memorial Day show with the Macron crew. This week it’s all about the Internet complainers as usual starting with a lady who did not understand how discounts work, we get into an altercation with a man over his package delivery and Scoby ends up with a brand new sweater, we deal with the homeless people living in the sheds at Lowes, one man takes his in a jar to the Olive Garden, Chumley politely explains to someone how our NFT scam works and raises money for our stop the tigers charity and one guy changes his mind about getting his DSL service fixed. We also made ourselves welcome in some great Zoom meetings as I know a lot of you have been asking for that. Stay tuned because we have some great shows coming up this week for our supporters over at macronshow.com/join Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Borderline Scary But Funny As

Borderline Scary But Funny As
Welcome to our very special viewer appreciation week, and what a way to kick things off. This week was all about the crazy complainers that you people love so much. We helped one couple with their invisible table problem, Scoby made some money on the streets of India selling people’s prescriptions, we helped a lady who was having problems with her portion control at Panda Express, we made friends with a great lady who got into an alteration with Scoby over her husband’s bike delivery, sweet gentle Ron has to deal with a bank customer with a very screechy voice, we deal with a real jerk flying out of Mexico, one man gets laughed at for being a big fat liar and we really confuse one customer with our new AI voice machine. And lots more too. Oh and we showed up in a few more meetings uninvited again… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Know What You Deered Last Summer

I Know What You Deered Last Summer
Welcome to yet another show with a great wacky naming pun! This week the whole dream team is in force as we deal with another round of crazy Internet complainers. This week get ready to meet a woman who ran over a poor innocent deer in her rental car and then blamed it on us, a crazy man who was denied his dinner reservation for being too country, one lady got very confused by our AI voices when complaining about her glasses, a lady who got real mad that the car rental place didn’t have enough cars, we AI Verify an EA Sports customer, we try to help one Chipotle customer lose some weight, we hear the incredibly tragic tale of a lady who didn’t get to eat in the restaurant she chose when taking a cruise, one lady can’t figure out how online shopping carts work and one couple got incredibly upset about their missing Bluetooth speaker. And a whole lot more to boot. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ghetto Supastar

Ghetto Supastar
Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someone fully verified, we meet a very angry banchode who for some reason wanted her airline to pay for her missing luggage, a man who got very upset when Scoby simply borrowed his new car and then flipped it upside down on the freeway, a lady who thought she was making a very fancy purchase, Ron talks to an actual star and we meet a pastor who got totally freaked out by us calling. We also showed up at a HOA Zoom meeting uninvited and caused more mayhem in some random meetings. Stay tuned because we have lots more planned this week! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

A Giant Cuck Of A Man

A Giant Cuck Of A Man
This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and for some reason didn’t want to accept that is normal, a couple who left their iPhone on a plane and didn’t want to let sweet gentle Scoby keep it, a lady who did not read the terms and conditions at Doubletree, a man who’s Cox was not working, a lady with a broken windshield who got all weird with us and a lady who kept telling us all about the 10 million dollars that she made on the world wide web. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Macronathon 2

The Macronathon 2
Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a complete breakdown over broken toilets, took over every single silly conference call that we could find, gave some hotel guests their morning wake up calls and played the ultimate game of Craigslist Roulette / the typing game. We also checked in with some classic callers from throughout the year, told some behind the scenes stories and managed to raise some money for the show and to help out a good cause. What an event this was. Big thanks to everyone involved in putting this together it was an absolute blast. See you again this time next year, maybe! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Crying Game

The Crying Game
Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her to Ron and lady who was mad at her drugs being delivered to the wrong house. And so much more too. You will just have to listen to this whole show to catch the entire force. Don’t go anywhere either because we will be back on Friday with the prank call event of the year. Macronathon 2 starts this Friday at 10pm UK time (5pm EST) and goes on for 24 whole hours, with lots of surprises. Be there or else! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Did Not On The Floor

I Did Not On The Floor
A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interaction with his robot vacuum cleaner, a lady who did not get her fat girl shoes, some angry Pottery Barn customers, a man making threats at Lowes employees, a man who was too lazy to clean his own rental car, Scoby gets into another unfortunate altercation and even sweet gentle Trainwreck is forced to suspend his usual telephone etiquette, and so much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ronny Cochran

Ronny Cochran
There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when attempting to make a delivery, Scoby also gets in another terrible accident whilst innocently trying to maker his deliveries, we meet a very angry lady who went to the Masters, Ron gets in trouble for flirting with the customers and one guy definitely dropped his monitor. We also caused some more meeting related confusion and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!