The Macron Show

Blackman Monday

Blackman Monday
It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s underwear from the airport, one lady really wants to accept our offer of a garbage bag full of waffle fries as compensation and for some reason we keep getting kicked out of every telephone conference we try to talk to. Oh also this show now features Jimmy Goofster so you’re all just going to have to deal with that this year. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked
Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyrone stealing someone’s guitar, one couple who really want to party it up in Mexico, a man who decided to order his Christmas gifts on December 23rd, we have to break the bad news to one lady that there will be no internet for the next months because gophers chewed through her cables and one man thinks I’m a scammer because I told him his girlfriend had to stand on her flight. And lots more mayhem too. Thank you for bearing with us during the brief YouTube hiatus, from all of us here at The Macron Show we hope you ad an awesome Christmas and please stick around for lots more laughs to come! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas
Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This show was kindly hosted by Ronny live in our Discord server. Very special thanks to Ronny who has gone above and beyond to help keep things running on schedule for you guys, despite having a business to run and a family to look after. Ronny we can’t thank you enough you are a true legend. Also Mr. Blackman is still featured on this show on a couple of calls and I think you’ll agree that a good time was had by all. You’re just going to have to listen to the whole thing to see. Oh and supporter’s shows are running as normal and we’re doing some crazy stuff for Christmas, so there’s never been a better time to sign up. And remember we guarantee laughs or your money back! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen Bitchman

Karen Bitchman
You guys may be wondering what the happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to restore things. By which time we’d given up trying to live stream smoothly on YouTube and everyone moved into the Discord for calls. That’s why this show is not on YouTube, and is nearly 6 hours long, and the audio is a complete mess as it is a mixture of Ron’s and Ronny’s salvaged audio from the night. Basically it’s just like the old days of The Macron Show. Stupidly long show with lots of technical problems but also lots of crazy prank calls anyway. Enjoy it because we’ve already fixed everything and normal service will be resumed going forwards. Oh and also everything was Ray’s fault. Now please enjoy thisshow and don’t go anywhere! Oh also if the audio editing is messed up please let me know so I can fix it. Cheers… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Like Peacocks

I Like Peacocks
These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life big celebrity, one man REALLY likes the service from Peacock, an Indian family manage to get free security services for 18 months thanks to the previous home owners and yet another couple doesn’t want us showing up at their house late at night with their missing delivery. We also showed up in some more Zoom meetings and female Ron was even allowed to read. Also apparently Jeff has a new boyfriend… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Lowe Down And Dirty

Lowe Down And Dirty
Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry just because we broke their baby’s stroller and one man doesn’t want our fake Chinese shoes. Plus we very briefly showed up in some more Zoom meetings without an invitation, and a bunch more crazy things too… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman
This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for random companies, this made Ron very angry and only made things better though. This week we deal with a very angry rich man who does not like dealing with foreigners, a lady who was furious about being charged for installation of a faulty washer, our old friend Buck makes his second complaint in as many weeks and ends up getting the same supervisor, we stand up for sweet gentle Pottery Barn once again multiple times and the show ends in another fake tragedy as one angry woman pushes Ronny over the edge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Wild Goosing

Wild Goosing
This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man with a tragically broken washer, a very irate man who accidentally gave all his money to his mortgage company, a lady with a bad credit rating, a man who spent too much on his mattress, Scoby gets into another argument about sportsball and our old friends at Comcast really mess things up again. Oh and we also made appearances in some more Zoom meetings without being invited. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job
Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS customer, one man has been pre-ordering video games like a total dweeb, Ron would never do that, one man can’t handle the truth about his delinquent daughter, one man didn’t get enough man meat, one man can’t seem to get any help simply because his voice is too c*nty, one crazy lady tries to move her whole family into a storage unit, one poor innocent woman has to suffer to sheer of having to delay her new pool installation so she can have high speed internet and Ron roasts a soap opera megastar to death. And lots more. Special thank you to everyone for the amazing birthday gifts! If you want to send anything too everything you need is at https://macronshow.com/donate Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles
Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too and tested out the new improvements to Ray’s special advanced goosing system. You’re just going to have to watch / listen to the whole show to find out exactly what went down but trust me this show should not be missed! Oh and god knows where the show name came from… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!