The Macron Show

The Bilingual Eunuch

The Bilingual Eunuch
Oh here we go again with the show names. This week we had to really fight to make them pick up but the complainers sure were raging. This week for some reason our tips page was down but it has now been replaced by the all new macronshow.com/tip please feel free to go there and show some love! This week Ron has to deal with a lady who couldn’t even type her own address in correctly, Ron reassures one lady that her pilot is only slightly over the alcohol limit, Ron tries his best to retain some more spectrum customers, one lady cries over her broken exercise bike, Scoby has a problem getting into one couple’s back doors, one man gets caught using his google drive to store and one man really doesn’t want to keep his Comcast service. And we also dropped in on a few new Zoom meetings with our friend Gary Busey. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Labor Day Cuckout

Labor Day Cuckout
Happy Labor Day to all you people. This week since it’s a holiday we tried to focus mostly on jumping into some Zoom meetings, and we had great success with this. However Ron still had to come face to face with some really whiny complainers including a very boring man with broken grill, another cable customer who thought it was okay to just cancel his account, we caused mass confusion for one airline customer, one many got very upset about constantly being charged for us calling him, one lady gets into some serious legal trouble after accusing us of being scammers and Trainwreck manages to score with Jenny from the accounting department! And lot’s more craziness too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Cobbed And Reamed

Cobbed And Reamed
Welcome to another wet and wild episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we’re trying out a few tricks on Zoom so this show is best viewed on the YouTube machines. Don’t worry though we still got ourselves plenty of sweet sweet complainers including a Carvana customer who had some reservations about taking a smashed up vehicle, a lady who lived in a fancy gated community and did not want the likes of Scoby getting inside, we convince a world famous YouTuber to cause mayhem at a Popeyes, one couple does not like having to check in their unruly child at the airport, we are forced to put one aggressive customer on the no fly list for being a little b*tch, one man is very bitter about his missing weekend delivery and the fact that he was hitting on Scoby and for some reason one special little guy does not like being randomly charged money by Walmart in the middle of the night. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Atrocious Level 5 Pranks

Atrocious Level 5 Pranks
Here we go with yet another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron and this week we are all about complainers. Watch in awe as sweet gentle Ron is forced to do battle with a man bitching about the WIFI on his plane, we have a heated debate with a man with a dodgy passport, a lady who could not get help with her insurance, a couple who could only get 50% of their appliances to work, a really stupid U2 fan, a man who got very confused about booking flights for his family, Ron argues with a Fox anchor, one lady does not like having to have special fat lady seats on her flight and Ron helps good old Comcast get some more customers thanks to his magic robo calls. And lots more too. Oh and maybe a couple of Zoom meetings just for good measure. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Avenue

Avenue
Welcome welcome welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week the complainers were sparse but boy were they on form. This week Ron is troubled by a lady who gets into an epic debate with Ron and Chumley about whether or not her apartment on the world’s most pornographic street actually exists, we argue with a lady at great length about her buying the wrong size door and then refusing our excellent services, Ron tries his very hardest to convince a Spectrum customer not to cancel, which only serves to really annoy her for some reason, we make an angry airline customer apologise and then offer to do Chumley’s laundry to make up for it, one lady gets a good laugh out of being yelled at whilst on a plane and one man can’t understand why his economy package isn’t actually moving. Ron also gets called live on the air by a scammer this week and we also had some more fun in various Zoom meetings so be sure to watch the video version the YouTube machine! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Maybe I’m Being Dense

Maybe I’m Being Dense
Well Ron is back in the UK, but only for a little while as today we announced our massive Florida meetup for Ron’s birthday! Don’t miss the big announcement on this show for details. This week sweet gentle Ron was also forced to deal with a lady who couldn’t rent a car because the staff were driving drunk in it, a very argumentative man who didn’t want to rent his home for a big discount, a man who is really not happy with the service at Amtrak, a lady who ordered important medical equipment on Amazon, Scoby hits on a real life Onlyfans model, one man gets a good laugh out of us whilst in line at the airport and on top of that we somehow managed to cause absolute chaos in a bunch of Zoom meetings! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Soft Skin

Soft Skin
Here we go again. Ron is still in Canada kicking asses and taking names. This week the complainers took a while to get warmed up but boy was it worth it when they did! This week we meet a lady who didn’t realise that her dryer would get hot, Ron gets to explain to one man why using a website is easier than going into a store, we meet a very angry man with a broken TV who does not want to accept our downgrade, one man really hates the environment and refuses to drive our electric car, we have to deal with yet another drunken pilot, one lady really hates her rental car smelling of weed, we meet a man who doesn’t understand how things work at soccer games and we tried but failed to roast an actual dog hater (but I will have my revenge on the next supporters’ show!. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Pubes On A Plane

Pubes On A Plane
Well this show name has nothing to do with any successful call but it will make sense when you listen to the whole thing. This week Ron is in Canada eating a crazy amount of edibles just to entertain you people, so sit back and enjoy a wild show. This week Ron survives his biggest dose of edibles ever and tries to sell to a Paramount customer, we deal with another drunk pilot, we TRY to call a man who found pubes on his plane seat, Ron dishes out probably the biggest roasting this year to a man who pretended to be a heart surgeon for clout, we have to deny a man access to his money due to his suspicious spending habits, we meet a lady who is too lazy to walk 5 blocks to get her fat pills, we are forced to explain to a pair of idiots that they have to remember to check in at the airport and we try out a brand new trick for making our presence known in Zoom meetings, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Get Out Of The Doghouse Day

Get Out Of The Doghouse Day
Something perhaps a little different this week as we try out our new Zoom meeting toy. We had a lot of fun this week, it’s a shame that despite all of our efforts we’re still not very welcome in the meetings. Go figure. Don’t worry though as there were plenty of complainers for you people including a man who was bitching lots about his appliance delivery, poor Ron gets racially abused by a man who really didn’t want an Olive Garden gift certificate, a man who was too much of a wimp to change the oil in his own rental car, a lady who tried to pull a scam to get some free food, a man who had to face the horror of being stuck in Miami and I think we also set a new record for the number of times we passed someone to the wrong department. And a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Hoe Moaners Association

The Hoe Moaners Association
I think this is one of the best bad pun show names I’ve ever come up with and I’m sticking with it. This week we invited ourselves to some home owners association Zoom meetings, but apparently we weren’t very welcome there. Also sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man threatening to sell the ATT stock that he doesn’t own, a real life banchode complaints about his flight, Ron accidentally cuts off someone’s power for a whole week, one lady demands to get it in the back door from Scoby and one lady goes full on Karen about her broken front doors, and much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!